The last bachelorette party I attended had a female stripper teach pole dancing lessons for free. Most other parties I experienced only had one or two male strippers entertain the crowd. This was a nice change from the routine penis paraphernalia and sex toy party girl. The female pole dancing instructor was gorgeous and made it really fun and easy to learn the art of seduction.

First Janine started us by warming up with calisthenics. This stretching reminded me a lot of my yoga class except with more of a sensual flare. I’m sure if any guy caught us hot girls warming up in my living room, he would not be able to resist himself. With the blinds closed and the doors locked, we drink bottles of wine and began to bend and twist in ways never thought possible.

Then began the fun stuff! Janine set up her own collapsible stripper pole in my living room. It was surprisingly rugged and sturdy enough to hold my weight and all my girlfriends who were there. The dancer first demonstrated how easy it was to perform simple rhythmic movements starting with the hips and bending slowly at the knees. After 20 minutes of simple pole dancing lessons, all of my girlfriends including myself were ready to graduate past the amateur level.

Finally we learned the advanced pole dancing routines that most female strippers use as main attractions at the strip clubs. My favorite of all the pole dancing lessons it is a move called the “whirlybird” which involved climbing up to the top of the pole, hanging upside down while twisting counterclockwise on the way down. My sister Sarah was the only one to master this move flawlessly as she is only 110 pounds. Janine tried recruiting her to work with her at the gentleman’s club she is employed at but I had to stop her because my sister is not even 21 yet! Everyone had a great time and I recommend ordering a professional female stripper to teach you how to pole dance!